What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:31

A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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